OK, this is one of the funniest copyright notices that I've seen in a long time. From BuzzMachine by Jeff Jarvis:

COPYRIGHT NOTICE:
"It's mine, I tell you, mine! All mine! You can't have it because it's mine! You can read it (please); you can quote it (thanks); but I still own it because it's mine! I own it and you don't. Nya-nya-nya. So there.
COPYRIGHT 2001-2003-20?? by Jeff Jarvis"

And I'm counting on this post being fair use. (After doing a search on Google for sites in my blogroll, I discovered that Donna Wentworth has already commented on this.)